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Bartender

Bartender preparing cocktail FAN2042322

Ah the illustrious bartender, you have chosen a noble and anchient profession full of pride and tradition... ahh who am I kidding? You give beer to people who are arguably insane and probably (or will be soon) wielding weapons. It's a dangerous job, but someones gotta do it. Might as well be you.

Tools of the Trade

Right behind you is your baby shotgun. Put it on your back, leave your satchel in its place, you're probably not gonna need to transport any items, but it's handy to have that internals box in grabbing range. You start with useless nonlethal beanbag rounds, one of your first priorities is to ask the QM/engineers to hack up some 12 gauge for you so you're not stuck trying to defend your bar with the equivalent of a capgun. On the other table is your shaker, it can hold a massive 100 units. Use it to mix large quantities of drinks at once. Do not for any reason give this to the chemists, no matter how nicely they ask. Your booz-o-mat can be hacked to dispense tea.

Drinks Guide

Bartending is not all "Here is some beer, now gtfo out my face!" its a subtle mix of art and science. Here is a chart to help you learn your drinks. The components are to be read ("vodka" = 10, "gold" = 1) 10 parts vodka, one part gold. This would make 11 units of the drink.

MIXED DRINK GUIDE
PICTURE NAME COMPONENTS ("ingredient" = parts) DESCRIPTION
"Goldschlager" "vodka" = 10, "gold" = 1 100 proof cinnamon schnapps with gold flakes.
"Patron" "tequilla" = 10, "silver" = 1 Silver laced tequilla, served in space night clubs across the galaxy.
"Bilk" "milk" = 1, "beer" = 1 Milk mixed with beer. For those who want to be sober.
"Iced Tea" "ice" = 1, "tea" = 3 Ice Tea; not really tea, but not ice either.
"Iced Coffee" "ice" = 1, "coffee" = 3 Coffee mixed with ice.
"Gin and Tonic" "gin" = 2, "tonic" = 1 A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
"Cuba Libre" "rum" = 2, "cola" = 1 A classic mix of rum and cola.
"Classic Martini" "gin" = 2, "vermouth" = 1 Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
"Vodka Martini" "vodka" = 2, "vermouth" = 1 A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
"White Russian" "vodka" = 3, "cream" = 1, "kahlua" = 1 A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
"Whiskey Cola" "whiskey" = 2, "cola" = 1 An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
"Screwdriver" "vodka" = 2, "orangejuice" = 1 A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
"Bloody Mary" "vodka" = 1, "tomatojuice" = 2, "limejuice" = 1 Tomato juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster" "vodka" = 1, "gin" = 1, "whiskey" = 1, "cognac" = 1, "limejuice" = 1 Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
"Brave Bull" "tequilla" = 2, "kahlua" = 1 Tequilla and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
"Tequilla Sunrise" "tequilla" = 2, "orangejuice" = 1 Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
"Toxins Special" "rum" = 2, "vermouth" = 1, "plasma" = 2 Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
"Beepksy Smash" "limejuice" = 2, "whiskey" = 2, "iron" = 1 Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
"The Doctor's Delight" "limejuice" = 1, "tomatojuice" = 1, "orangejuice" = 1, "cream" = 1 A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
"Irish Cream" "whiskey" = 2, "cream" = 1 It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
"The Manly Dorf" "beer" = 1, "ale" = 2 A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
"Hooch" "sugar" = 1, "ethanol" = 2, "fuel" = 1 You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
"Irish Coffee" "irishcream" = 1, "coffee" = 1 Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
"B-52" "irishcream" = 1, "kahlua" = 1, "cognac" = 1 Kahlua, Irish Cream, and congac. You will get bombed.
"Atomic Bomb" "b52" = 10, "uranium" = 1 Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
"Margarita" "tequilla" = 2, "limejuice" = 1 On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
"Long Island Iced Tea" "vodka" = 1, "gin" = 1, "tequilla" = 1, "cubalibre" = 1 The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
"Three Mile Island Iced Tea" "longislandicedtea" = 10, "uranium" = 1 A glass of this is sure to prevent a melt down.
"Whiskey Soda" "whiskey" = 2, "sodawater" = 1 Ultimate refreshment.
"Black Russian" "vodka" = 3, "kahlua" = 2 For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
"Manhattan" "whiskey" = 2, "vermouth" = 1 The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
"Manhattan Project" "manhattan" = 10, "uranium" = 1 A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
"Vodka and Tonic" "vodka" = 2, "tonic" = 1 For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
"Gin Fizz" "gin" = 2, "sodawater" = 1, "limejuice" = 1 Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
"Bahama mama" "rum" = 2, "orangejuice" = 2, "limejuice" = 1, "ice" = 1 Tropic cocktail
"Mead" A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
"Red Mead" "blood" = 1, "mead" = 1 A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
"Iced Beer" "beer" = 10, "frostoil" = 1 (or "beer" = 5, "ice" = 1) A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
"Grog" "rum" = 1, "water" = 1 A fine and cepa drink for Space.
"Nuka Cola" "uranium" = 1, "cola" = 5 A high quality Cola promised to make you jitter.
"Soy Latte" "coffee" = 1, "soymilk" = 1 A nice and refrshing beverage while you are reading.
"Cafe Latte" "coffee" = 1, "milk" = 1 A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
"Acid Spit" "acid" = 1, "wine" = 5 A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
"Amasec" "iron" = 1, "wine" = 5, "vodka" = 5 Always handy before COMBAT!!!
"Hippies Delight" "psilocybin" = 1, "gargleblaster" = 1 A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
"Banana Honk" "banana" = 1, "cream" = 1, "sugar" = 1 A drink from Clown Heaven.
"Silencer" "nothing" = 1, "cream" = 1, "sugar" = 1 A drink from mime Heaven.
"Singulo" "vodka" = 5, "radium" = 1, "acid" = 1, "wine" = 5 A blue-space beverage.

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