Welcome to the only room you'll have for the rest of your life.

"You have pissed off the wrong crewmen bud. Despair, as you spend the last of your days here in this inescapable cell. It's impossible to escape. Who told you otherwise? They were lying, obviously. Yes, you're going to spend the rest of your days... What are you doing? Where are you..?" - Unnamed Prison Guar


Someone should seriously get rid of that disposal.


George Melon's and Cuban Pete's favorite place to hang out, you probably did something very annoying to end up here. Maybe if you apologize, and promise you'll never space the detective's gun again, they'll let you out? Nah, just kidding. You're gonna stay here forever... Unless... You can find a way out..

That Nice White Room Over There

Yes, that one. Sooner or later the shitcurity Security team will decide to have a crack at you. As you can see, it has a few nice instruments for "getting information out of people" More likely than not, if you don't obey our command you will be dead by the end of the night.

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